Photographer with beard holding camera against colorful neon light backdrop.

 

I am a man of many talents. Here's some other sh*t you can pay me to photograph for you.

 

Corporate Headshots // Festivals // Weddings // Senior Portraits // Concerts // Grand Openings


All of the events mentioned are 1,000,000% more funner and more better with me there.*


Remember, I'm not from the government - I'm actually here to help!


Also, again, I can sell you art if you run a hotel, or know anyone who runs a hotel.


*actual government statistics

Abstract pattern of turquoise and orange vertical lines creating geometric lighting effect.
Humorous composite photo with giant cat and people in blue medical scrubs.
Massive concert crowd with red sparks flying through air during nighttime music festival performance.
Couple in formal attire against white architectural backdrop.
Two people at grand opening event with red banner and ribbon cutting ceremony.
Portrait against green foliage background in natural lighting.
Concert performer silhouetted against dramatic orange stage lighting and geometric patterns.
Large crowd of excited concert attendees with raised hands at outdoor music festival.
Portrait of someone in blue jeans and lace top posing on brown leather chair against brick wall.
Overhead view of a group gathered in a circle having an animated discussion.
Forklift operator in safety gear and high visibility jacket operating machinery in warehouse.
Portrait against sunlit natural background with wooden frame.
People splashing in a pool during an outdoor event with crowd of spectators watching from the sides.
Surreal photo composition with cat face and people in matching blue outfits.
Black and white portrait against rocky cliff backdrop.
Mechanic working under the hood of a vehicle in auto repair shop.
Dramatic concert performance against orange flames with performer singing into microphone.
Energetic crowd with raised arms enjoying an outdoor festival or concert on a sunny day.
Black and white portrait near a window with elegant bridal attire and bouquet.
Row of neon yellow safety vests hanging under 'Hitch On and Prosper' text sign.
Dramatic night street photo of a person jumping between benches under urban lighting.
Professional at desk in office setting with computer equipment and supplies.
Creative collage featuring cat faces and multiple poses in turquoise outfits.