These pages are typically filled with cute little quips about how much people love their cats or whatever.

And I fuckin' do love my cats.

But this page exists to convince you to hire me to take photos of you (or your event, etc.,).

So I'll tell ya this - I'm fun, I care deeply about the art I create, I'm FRICKIN' FUN, AND I wear deodorant.

I have a decade of experience in literally most all situations and come prepared to meet those situations.

I own all of my own equipment and use top of the line gear.

I'm not only highly literate, I am also skilled in reading a room.

Most importantly - there is nothing that makes me squeal with unbridled joy more than the look on your face when you see how amazing you really look.

I absolutely love the community that I've built over the last 10 years.

That community, I believe, has gotten me further than anything in the universe.

I believe that people deserve to feel good about themselves.

I believe in looking for better problems.

I believe that I could help you do all of these things.